Miscellaneous articulations

Haha, pas sympa :D “What if Visual Studio had Achievements?”

* Falling Down – Created a new SharePoint project * Job Security – Written a LINQ query with over 30 lines of code * The Sword Fighter – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with zero code changes * Shotgun Debugging – 5 Consecutive Solution Rebuilds with a single character change * The Mathematician – Defined 15 local variables with a single character name * The Academic – Written 1000 lines of F# * Spaghetti Monster – Written a single line with more than 300 characters * Wild One – Mixed tabs and spaces for indentation more than 5 times in a single line * The Organizer – Created a Solution with more than 50 projects * The Portal – Created a circular project dependency * The Multitasker – Have more than 50 source files open at the same time * The Code Keeper – Uninstalled Resharper because it made you redundant * Pasta Chef – Created a class with more than 100 fields, properties or methods * Procedural Programmer – Created a method with more than 10 out parameters * Steam Powered – Added Visual Studio as a Steam game * The Poet – Written a source file with more than 10,000 lines * The Enterprise – Build Solution took more than 10 minutes * Highway to Hell – Successfully created a WCF service * The Explainer – Written a comment with more than 100 words * TPS Reports – Created a Crystal Reports Project * Rage Quit – ALT+F4 after a failed bug fix * Ooooh Shiny – Written 100 extensions methods * Look Ma – Written an infinite Fibonacci generator using yield * The Engineer – Killed a zombie with The Wrench * The Architect – Created 25 Interfaces in a single project * The Right Way – Test method is longer than the tested method * The Defender – Checked every argument for null exceptions * Pokemon Programming – Caught all the exceptions * Black Magic – Implemented a RealProxy * Gimme back my ASM – Used ILGenerator * I’m Sorry – Created a new Visual Basic Project * The SEO Expert – ASP.NET MVC Routing table with more than 100 routes * The Matrix – Windows Forms with more than 100 controls * The Daredevil – UpdatePanels nested more than 3 layers deep * Just a Test – Nested multiline C-style comments that caused a compilation error * Warm Bath – Successfully consumed a non .NET SOAP web service * Old School – Defined more than 100 static objects * The Cloner – Copy-pasted more than 50 lines * The Dependency – Referenced more than 30 projects * Paying the bills – Imported a Visual Basic project * First Hit – Included a Codeproject.com library into your project and it actually compiled * Paula – Define a firstname field with value _Brillant_ * Every Option Considered – Created an enum with more than 30 values http://bit.ly/dQ1uEF